Today, for the first time, in a blizzard of media indifference, Lancashire will elect its first Police & Crime Commissioner. We didn’t receive any questions to ask them.

We apologise for suggesting in an earlier article that anybody could stand. Gina Dowding, Co-ordinator of North Lancashire Green Party has now informed us:

The Greens  decided not to stand in this election, not least because of the prohibitive deposit of £5000 which was required up front by any candidate standing.

To stand for election as an MP the deposit is just £500.

And that’s it. Normally, we would urge people to get out and vote. Probably you should. Otherwise you could end up with UKIP candidate and ex-special constable Rob Drobny (40) from Knott-End-On-Sea who, with a keen eye for the most vulnerable in society, says his top crime priority is

I will say no to the persecution of motorists as driving cash machines.”

Rob Drobny, the man who puts the ‘human’ into traffic.

Alternatives are:

Anwar Afzal, Liberal Democrat

Tim Ashton – Conservative

Clive Grunshaw, Labour